Me: yo where the heck am i
CLOWN: Well, If it isnt Mayor McCheese! how are you doing, Oldbuddy?
Me: huh
CLOWN:You're Mayor McCheese,, no?
Me: uhh no dude im {USERNAME REDACTED}
CLOWN: You are
Me: nahh man i think you got the wrong guy dude, i just went into some team in mcdonalds tycoon and then
CLOWN: Then what
Me: i got here, why do you even have me here
CLOWN: good question Dude!
CLOWN: you aere here because you are mayor mccheese..
Me: look dude if you dont let me go ill just leave myself
CLOWN: Try to leave then.
Me: ok
CLOWN: Well?
Me: oh dang you were right
CLOWN: Now, O Mayor, say your iconic catchphrase for me!
Me: i'm burgertastic!!
CLOWN: That wasnt it
Me: I'm Burgerlicious???
CLOWN: YOU are getting it ALL WRONG.
CLOWN: Cant you get anything right??
Me: burgerlicious definition makes mcdonalds loco
CLOWN: STOP FUCKING GOOFING AROUND, MAYOR!!! WE NEED YOU TO RUN MCDONALDLAND!!!
Me: WAIT WOAH WHAT HOW DID YOU SWEAR
CLOWN: SAY YOUR CATCHPHRASE.
Me: It's Thumb Lickin' good!
CLOWN: Say Cheeseburger!
Me: cheeseburger
CLOWN: no, say cgeesevyrger
Me: what??
CLOWN: say cheeseburger
Me: cheeseburger
CLOWN: TPOIFGUTEY(CTYETHN*(@CEHT*EW@*EC@&@EYEC@)Y(@EC)(Y@EC
Me:????
CLOWN: SAY CHEESEBURGER
Me: Thats it dude, im just not saying it
CLOWN: MAYOR MCCHEESE.
Me: thats not my name
CLOWN: STAY IN CHARACTER
Me: huh???
CLOWN: STAY IHN CHARERACTER
Me: ive never even met this mayor mccheese guy
Me: how am i supposed to act like him???
CLOWN: FUEGYIUR I#RVNIOORN#R#OR#@OYRNO#CNO#CRIU#RRACR
CLOWN: iYRF F #YI#FY#FYF#(J#FYY(F(#F(*)F)(*FRU(#T
CLOWN: STAY INC HAR%ACTER
CLOWN: STAY IN CHAR%ACTER
CLOWN: dSTATY IBN CHGARAYFDDTER
CLOWN:N STAY IUN CGARACTER
CLOWN: STAY IN CHARACTEWR
CLOWN: STAY IN CGARAETRER
CLOWN: I WILL FUCKING RIP YOU TO SHREDS
CLOWN: I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED
CLOWN: STAY IN CHARACTEWR
CLOWN: I SWEARE TO GOD
CLOWN: STAY INC GHAATCER
CLOWN: SGAYTYRHJREJHUIFHIUEHIHOGFEgfg4eg
CLOWN: YOU ARE MAYOR MCCHEESE
CLOWN: STAY IN YOUR CHARACTEWR
CLOWN: IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO ACT
CLOWN: YOU SHOULDVE NEVER CAME HERE
CLOWN: I SWEAR TO GOD
CLOWN: STAY
CLOWN: IN
CLOWN: CHARACTER
I was then kicked from the game.